无聊的时候就喜欢问人，有趣闻不？今天找到几个，终于可以不去问别人了。

1，虚假的奥巴马
奥巴马来中国了，今天在上海世博会的美国馆，照例做了演讲还回答了几个小年轻的问题，其中有网友问到GFW与自由使用twitter的事情，小马起头就说“我从来没有使用过twitter ”，然后闲话了几句美国对自由的重视。总而言之，他的意思是中国政府应该让广大人民群众自由的使用的twitter。好吧，我知道这个挺潮的总统可是有twitter帐号的，跟随人数不下2600万，但是他据说“我从来没有使用过twitter ”！techcrunch火了哦，原来老外也没有我想象中的实在嘛。

2，搜狗拼音和QQ拼音在打架，QQ还转门做了一个专题来煽动用户，其实刚开始我听说是搜狗先告的腾讯，但是在腾讯的专题上，大点的黑体字都是说腾讯起诉的搜狗，且不说各家的技术等，腾讯热爱抄东西的习惯还真是有点小无赖，刚开始的ICQ，然后全面铺开的浏览器，医生，输入法，貌似都是在各家做成熟之后才插手的，就仗着千万用户给他买单，确实嚣张。

3，我是记得在高中的时候有场特大的流星雨，但是没记得年份，但是也没舍得温暖的被窝起床观看，本月17-18日的狮子座流星雨又将达到“暴雨”级别，其实我觉得还是看电视的效果好，年纪大了，再加上现在这么冷的天，有热血的可以尝试下。

话说我挺讨厌腾讯的，但是我不得不承认，以上所有的连接都用的腾讯，另外他的新闻页面也是我比较各大门户之后选出来的最佳页面，唉，人那！

很久没有让我写东西的冲动了，但是看到煎蛋上的这篇文章，我真的是囧了。

没错，现在是金融危机，我们有很多篇幅去报道那些让全世界都头痛的重大问题，而不是某只猫又跑到树上去了，当满脑子都是重大问题的时候，这段小小的音频，不火不行啊。

一个才4岁的小孩居然知道有问题找警察，虽然他最后问的问题是16-8及5-5的数学问题，911的接线员，一个比较老气的男子木有挂电话，木有直接回答，而来了个反问，当然最后以扫兴的妈妈介入而告终，全文如下，收听点此：

Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

如果你没有用word画过画：
绘图 曲线 填充 组合 复制 粘贴 组合 复制 粘贴 组合 重复
世上无难事，只怕有心人……

如果你用word画过画：
绘图 曲线 填充 组合 复制 粘贴 组合 复制 粘贴 组合 重复
只是当时已惘然！

源文件下载（网络转载，已经不知道是谁的作品了，有版权的留言哈）

世界之大，无其不有，巨寒~~~

原创作者：新东方杨政

前言：真的没想到陈冠希会用全英文做道歉陈述,虽然知道他是CBC(Canadian Born Chinese),但英文水平还是让我佩服。他500多字的道歉信, 用词准确地道，词汇难度较高，包含了50多个考研(雅思)核心词汇，经过改编完全可以成为一篇高质量的考研完形填空，或雅思阅读理解。Edison这小子虽然”猥琐”，但英文用词的难度达到了考研英语（国内最变态英语考试）的要求，如果参加雅思考试估计8分以上不成问题。陈已经决定退出香港娱乐圈，对于这样优秀的英语人才(艳照门暂且不谈)，老俞是不是可以考虑挖到新东方来呢？估计轰动效应不亚于去年Sister Lotus(芙蓉姐姐) 参加新东方新概念二册的培训。

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推荐理由: 超敬业的同声翻译, 不仅翻译准确及时, 而且激情投入感情充沛,让人感觉就像是自己刚刚拍了艳照被人发现.

Today I have come back to Hong Kong to stand before you and account for myself. I have never escaped from my responsibility. During the past few weeks, I have been with my mother and my family and my loved ones to show support and care and at the same time to have them support and care for me.

核心词汇解析

account for 1) 说明，解释；2) 占…比例

escape from从…逃脱, 推卸责任

escape＝es(ex=out) + cape(catch)

I admit that most of the photos being circulated on the Internet were taken by me. But these photos are very private and have not been shown to people and are never intended to be shown to anyone. These photos were stolen from me illegally and distributed without my consent.

核心词汇解析

circulate = circul(circle圆圈) + ate v.循环，流通

intend to v.打算去…

illegal = il(not) + legal (合法的) + ly adv.违法地

单词组记: distribute, contribute, attribute, tribute

distribute = dis(away)+ tribute(give) = give away vt.分发，传播

contribute = con(fully) + tribute vt.贡献; 投稿 [助记]全部都给了

attribute to v.归因于

tribute n.贡品，颂词 [助记] 给国王的礼物

单词组记:consent, dissent, resent, sentimental

consent = con(共同)+ sent(=sense情感) n.赞同，同意＝agreement

dissent = dis(not) + sent n.不同意 [助记]不同的情感 = disagreement

resent = re(against) + sent n.憎恨　[助记]　相对抗的情感= hatred

sentimental[谐音]三屉馒头,失恋了只吃三屉馒头,所以是—a.多愁善感的

There is no doubt whoever obtained these photos have them uploaded on the Internet with malicious and deliberate intent. This matter has deteriorated to the extent that society as a whole has been affected by this. In this regard, I am deeply saddened. I would like now to apologize to all the people for all the suffering that has been caused and the problems that have arisen from this. I would like to apologize to all the ladies and to all their families for any harm or hurt that they have been feeling. I am sorry. I would like to also apologize to my mother and my father for the pain and suffering I have caused them during the past few weeks. Most importantly, I would like to say sorry to all the people of Hong Kong. I give my apology sincerely to you all, unreservedly and with my heart.

核心词汇解析

upload = up + load vt.上传(图片, 文件等)

download = down + load vt.下载(图片，文件等)

单词组记: mal-＝bad坏

malice = mal + ice(冰) n.恶意;【律】预谋, 蓄意 [助记]在路上放一块冰，想让陈冠希滑倒，这是有预谋的恶意伤害。

malicious= malice(恶意) + ious(形容词) a.恶意的

mal-function n.功能紊乱

mal-nutrition n.营养不良

maltreat = mal + treat(对待) vt.虐待

单词组记: libra天平, deliberate, liberate, liberty, libertine, libido

一直到现在，英国的法院门口还站立着古希腊象征法律精神的正义女神(DICE)的雕像，她左手拿着神圣的天平Libra，象征着权衡和平等；右手拿着宝剑，象征着裁决和力量；眼睛被布蒙着，象征绝对的公正无私。

deliberate = de(强调) + libera(=libra) + ate a. 深思熟虑的, 故意的 [助记] 把你的想法放在天平上称量，引申为深思熟虑的，深思熟虑的结果当然是故意的

liberate = liber (自由=libera)+ ate vt.解放(让人民获得自由)

自由和天平有什么关系呢？

天平的主要作用就是要让两边重量相等，平等。解放全人类不就是让人民平等吗？人民解放军PLA：People’s Liberation Army liberation的职责就是解放全中国让中国人民平等自由

liberty n.自由

libertine这个单词叫”浪荡子”，原来就是“特别自由的人”的意思，” 挺（tin）自由（liber）的”

libido弗洛伊德的著作里面，他造出一个表示“性动力”的单词libido（中文翻译成“利比多”），表达的就是这种本源的不受控制的力量。

单词组记:deteriorate,interior, exterior, territory

deteriorate = de(down) + terior(土地) +ate(动词) v.使恶化; 败坏(风俗); 使变坏(品质等) [助记] 品格败坏的人就应该入土活埋。

interior = in(into) + terior(土地) a.内部的，国内的

interior design　室内设计专业

exterior = ex (out)+ terior(土地) a.外部的，国外的

territory = territ(=terior)+ ory(地方) n.版图，疆土

to the extent 到了….程度

in this regard 在这一点上 = in this case

单词组记: 神奇的-en可以把形容词名词变为你想要的动词

sadden = sad + d + en vt.使人悲哀

strengthen = strength(strong的名词) + en vt.加强（力量）

weaken = weak + en vt.削弱

lengthen = length(long的名词) + en vt.延长

shorten = short + en vt.缩短

tighten = tight + en vt.拉紧

loosen = loose + en vt.放松

还有一个超级牛的单词前后都加en

enlighten= en + light + en vt.启蒙；（用思想）照亮

intent n.意图，打算

unreservedly = un + reserved(保留的) + ly(副词) adv.毫无保留地

I know young people in Hong Kong look up to many figures in our society. And in this regard, I have failed. I failed as a role model. However, I wish this matter will teach everyone a lesson. To all the young people in our community, let this be a lesson for you all. This is not an example to be set for you.

核心词汇解析

look up to 仰望，尊重= respect

look down upon/on 鄙视，瞧不起=despise

role model 榜样

During my time away, I have made an important decision. I will whole-heartedly fulfill all commitments that I have to date. But after that, I decided to step away from the Hong Kong entertainment industry. I have decided to do this to give myself an opportunity to heal myself and to search my soul. I will dedicate my time to charity and community work within the next few months. I will be away from Hong Kong entertainment industry indefinitely. There is no time frame.

核心词汇解析

whole-heatedly 全心全意地; single-mindedly一心一意地

fulfill one’s commitment vt.履行…的诺言

entertainment industry 娱乐业

health =heal(恢复健康) +th(名词)

heal (v.治愈，恢复) 是health的反向构词

dedicate to 把…奉献给,投身于…

charity = char(=care关心)+ ity(名词) n.慈善，慈善事业 [助记]关心穷人就是做慈善

I have been assisting the police since the first day the photos were published and I will continue to assist them. After this press con., I have obligation to help them with their investigation and hope that this case can end soon as everyone I think has the same wish.

核心词汇解析

assist = as(to) + sist(stand) vt.(站在一旁来) 协助

press con. = press conference 新闻发布会

press free. = press freedom 言论自由

press 是“压”的意思，怎么会变成“新闻”，“言论”呢？

因为最初的报纸都是油墨印刷,需要把纸紧紧的压在刻版上才能印刷出字来.所以press有了一个引申意:n.出版业,印刷业. 出版印刷业不就是发布新闻和言论的阵地吗?

obligation n.义务

investigation n.调查

I would like to use this opportunity to thank the police for their hard work on this case. Thank you. I believe everyone’s priority now (and) my priority now is to stop the suffering and pain, for not letting this…we do not want to let this situation become more out of control. We need to protect all the innocents and all the young from matters like this. In this regard, I have instructed my lawyers to do everything possible within the law to protect all the innocents, victims of this case. I believe that a press statement is being issued as we speak on what my lawyers have advised me to do.

核心词汇解析

单词组记:prior to, priority

pri = pre是一个拉丁前缀表示before

[书面]prior to = [口语]before

小翻译 : 在你离开之前,请完成这项工作.

prior to your departure, please complete this task.

小翻译: 预先警告/通知 prior warning/notice.

priority = prior + ity(名词) n.优先考虑的事情, 优先权

单词组忆: victor, victory, victim

vict中的V象征着胜利，vict-表示征服

victory n.胜利

victor =vict + or(人) n.胜利者, 征服者

victim = vict + im(我是) [助记]我是被征服了，当然就成了n.受害人，牺牲品

innocent = in + no + cent(一分钱) [助忆]兜里没有一分钱, 所以没有偷窃, 是无辜的 a. 无辜的, 天真的

instruct = in + struct(构造) vt.传授，告知 [助记]内心中去构建知识或信息

Lastly, I would like to thank everyone for coming here today and listening to what I have to say. I would like to also apologize once again to all the ladies and their families, my family and to everyone in Hong Kong and everyone in our society. I am deeply saddened by this. And I apologize to everyone (who) has to go through this. I would like to also thank you for giving me this opportunity to say what I have wanted to say all along in my heart.

I hope, after today, I can have your forgiveness. With regard to this case, with everything, everything that has happened, I am deeply sorry. I hope you all accept my apology and give me a chance. Thank you.

刚在网上看到的好玩东西，可以分析名字的成分，作者想出了很多稀奇古怪的成分，相当的有意思，可惜是繁体的，不过不影响使用。因为作者的网站的流量已经快被这个东西用完了，所以我做了本地的分流，在这里。

另外作者提供了php原代码，在这里，有兴趣的可以放在自己的空间上。这里是作者的blog，因为在blogspot上的，所以用51s做过代理了，大陆用户正常可以访问。

UPDATE 06-04-03：
早上更新了下，现在打开分析页面应该不会有乱码了。另外在右栏的“站内资源”内加上了分析姓名成分的连接，方便大家以后找到地址。

UPDATE 06-04-06：
现在多了一个魔兽版，用的程序应该是同一个。输入名字会提示这个名字适合什么职业。还是挺有意思的，在每个测试前面还加上了一段角色对话，搞笑的说。地址在这里。