很久没有让我写东西的冲动了，但是看到煎蛋上的这篇文章，我真的是囧了。

没错，现在是金融危机，我们有很多篇幅去报道那些让全世界都头痛的重大问题，而不是某只猫又跑到树上去了，当满脑子都是重大问题的时候，这段小小的音频，不火不行啊。

一个才4岁的小孩居然知道有问题找警察，虽然他最后问的问题是16-8及5-5的数学问题，911的接线员，一个比较老气的男子木有挂电话，木有直接回答，而来了个反问，当然最后以扫兴的妈妈介入而告终，全文如下，收听点此：

Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

本周四印度支柱产业服务外包业因地中海两处光缆受损遭到重创，波及南亚和中东至少9个国家的用户。对此，埃及电信部周六表示，其互联网将在10天左右恢复正常。

据国外媒体报道，埃及电信部在一份声明中表示，他们计划于下周二开始在地中海地区进行抢修电网工作，预计在数日内完成，不少于10天。

埃及财经日报报道，此次事件并未影响该国股票交易，此事件对该国金融机构的扰乱影响也不能马上衡量。但据部分商人表示，交易处理过程已经放缓，并且若干项国际贸易订单也未能通过。埃及政府表示，目前尚不清楚是否因天气恶劣而导致电缆被切断。

周五，印度国有有线网络传输及通信服务提供商FLAGTelecom表示，第三个海底电缆切断处位于阿拉伯联合酋长国和阿曼在波斯湾之间。埃及部长Kamel已下令该国国有互联网服务供应商埃及电信(TelecomEgypt)，免订阅费让用户使用一个月作为补偿。埃及政府还表示，希望从海底电缆营办商处获得补偿。
——网易新闻

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